Manchester United are doing everything they can to promote their Asian partnerships, and the players involved are giving it just the half-assed effort you might expect. In the video above, Wayne Rooney, Ryan Giggs, and company are in a classroom learning a bit of Bahasia Indonesia ahead of their upcoming trip. I’m not exactly sure what phrases they’re learning, but I’m going to assume it’s something about exploiting the Asian market. Next up is a promotional video for United’s “official dest